Martiander
BdW-Veteran
Jaja Amerika.
Land der Freiheit ...
Land des Sports und somit natürlich auch der Berichterstattung.
Manche kommentatoren haben wirklich einen harten Job, immer auf Draht am Puls der zeit. Und wenn die dicke Welle kommt ja dann...... geht die Luft raus
SPORTS COMMENTATOR SLIP-UPS
"Sure, there have been deaths in boxing but none of them serious."
(Alan Minter)
Ah ja .. natürlich nicht ernsthaftes, pah so ein bisschen tod haut doch keinen um!
"And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"
(Pat Glenn - weightlifting commentator)
Ich möchte gerne wissen, ob die Bulgarische Gewichtsheberin das mitbekommen hat, und in welcher Verfassung der Kommentator danach wohl war?
"Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside of him."
(New Zealand rugby commentator Murray Mexted)
Ahhhh ja, Aeh ... puh.... ach was. Kein Kommentar *g*
"This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."
(Ted Walsh -horse racing commentator)
UH! Holly Jesus Horsesh...
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
(Winston Bennett)
Ja ok .. keine Knieoperation an andere Stelle als am Knie, ok.. eh ... was?
"The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical."
(Murray Walker - F1 racing commentator)
Auch nicht schecht! Ein klarar Fall von Mirror Thinking!
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my father and mother."
(Greg Norman)
Soso .. wieviele der wohl im Keller davon hat?
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
(Terry Venables)
Passe ... das ist mir zu Logisch!
"I would not say that David Ginola is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better."
(Ron Atkinson)
Aha .. nicht der beste, aber kein besserer da? Na das Qualifiziert Natürlich nicht!
"Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."
(Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977)
Ahhhhhhhhh ja .... Was diese Berichterstatter wohl alles so frühstücken? Und wo man das wohl (legal) Herbekommt?
"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field"
(Metro Radio)
PRUUUUSSSSSTTTTTTT
"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seems to hang in the air for even longer."
(David Acfield)
Ja, wirklich Seltsam, endlich einer der die Wahrheit sagt!
"What will you do when you leave football, Jack? Will you stay in football?
(Stuart Hall - Radio 5 live)
NARF, noch so einer. Wohl nen 2th Job als Zeuge Jehovas was?
"And there goes JuanTorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."
(David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics)
NA TOLL und für die Übertragungsrechte blechen die Millionen?
"One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them.....Oh my God! What have I just said?!!!"
(US PGA Commentator)
HAHAHAHAHAHA .. Anfall von Aufmerksamkeit?
"For those of you who are watching in black and white, the blue is behind the brown"
(Ted Lowe, Snooker commentator)
Ja klar, danke für die Ausgezeichnete Berichterstattung auch im namen aller Farbenblinder.
True story... a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman And asked "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too as they were laughing so hard!
DAS kann ich mir allerdings sehr gut Vorstellen!
Besten gruss
Marti !
Land der Freiheit ...
Land des Sports und somit natürlich auch der Berichterstattung.
Manche kommentatoren haben wirklich einen harten Job, immer auf Draht am Puls der zeit. Und wenn die dicke Welle kommt ja dann...... geht die Luft raus
SPORTS COMMENTATOR SLIP-UPS
"Sure, there have been deaths in boxing but none of them serious."
(Alan Minter)
Ah ja .. natürlich nicht ernsthaftes, pah so ein bisschen tod haut doch keinen um!
"And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"
(Pat Glenn - weightlifting commentator)
Ich möchte gerne wissen, ob die Bulgarische Gewichtsheberin das mitbekommen hat, und in welcher Verfassung der Kommentator danach wohl war?
"Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside of him."
(New Zealand rugby commentator Murray Mexted)
Ahhhh ja, Aeh ... puh.... ach was. Kein Kommentar *g*
"This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."
(Ted Walsh -horse racing commentator)
UH! Holly Jesus Horsesh...
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
(Winston Bennett)
Ja ok .. keine Knieoperation an andere Stelle als am Knie, ok.. eh ... was?
"The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical."
(Murray Walker - F1 racing commentator)
Auch nicht schecht! Ein klarar Fall von Mirror Thinking!
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my father and mother."
(Greg Norman)
Soso .. wieviele der wohl im Keller davon hat?
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
(Terry Venables)
Passe ... das ist mir zu Logisch!
"I would not say that David Ginola is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better."
(Ron Atkinson)
Aha .. nicht der beste, aber kein besserer da? Na das Qualifiziert Natürlich nicht!
"Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."
(Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977)
Ahhhhhhhhh ja .... Was diese Berichterstatter wohl alles so frühstücken? Und wo man das wohl (legal) Herbekommt?
"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field"
(Metro Radio)
PRUUUUSSSSSTTTTTTT
"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seems to hang in the air for even longer."
(David Acfield)
Ja, wirklich Seltsam, endlich einer der die Wahrheit sagt!
"What will you do when you leave football, Jack? Will you stay in football?
(Stuart Hall - Radio 5 live)
NARF, noch so einer. Wohl nen 2th Job als Zeuge Jehovas was?
"And there goes JuanTorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."
(David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics)
NA TOLL und für die Übertragungsrechte blechen die Millionen?
"One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them.....Oh my God! What have I just said?!!!"
(US PGA Commentator)
HAHAHAHAHAHA .. Anfall von Aufmerksamkeit?
"For those of you who are watching in black and white, the blue is behind the brown"
(Ted Lowe, Snooker commentator)
Ja klar, danke für die Ausgezeichnete Berichterstattung auch im namen aller Farbenblinder.
True story... a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman And asked "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too as they were laughing so hard!
DAS kann ich mir allerdings sehr gut Vorstellen!
Besten gruss
Marti !
Da fällt mir noch der Ehemann ein, der bei der Polizei gesteht: "Ja, ich hab meine Frau umgebracht - aber nur ein bisschen"